grownups need not apply

Upon hearing the beast outside was going to take her meal despite her protests Zabrina's mouth fell open in disbelief. Her eye followed the string of rabbits to the ground as they were dropped. Seeing them only stoked her agitation. They had plenty of food and they were going to take her tail? How rude! Zabrina was incensed. Not on her watch! She would not be stolen from, not today or ever! "I'll bite you if you touch it!" she shouted shrilly.

She watched the nose come down. That was a heckin big nose but it belonged to a butthole so she was determined not to be impressed or scared. Nope, it belonged to the biggest butthole ever and as a rule she was not a fan of buttholes. The beastly thief probably smelled like one too. He was a big, dumb butthole and if he touched that squirrel she was going to kick him right in his butthole mouth. "Jerk! Jerk! Big butthole jerk! That's mine, don't touch it!"He touched it; his big stupid teeth closing around it and holding it aloft. Welp, now she had to do battle.

With an enraged shriek Zabrina wormed out of the crevice and threw herself at Sirius' left foreleg. She couldn't jump and get the tail back but she could maybe (probably?) chew his paw off at the ankle or at least bite him hard enough to make him drop it. So that's what she was going to do. She was going to bite his ankle so hard he'd drop the tail and cry for his mommy.