had my heart broken by this woman named tammy

Jupiter feigned offense at the woman's words. He was briefly the picture of offended vexation."I'll have you know," he said with a superior air. "When a man and a turtle love each other very much..."  The disgust, the offended nature, it was all for show as he was entirely without shame. The act was dropped quickly.  It was more fun to lean into the teasing than to resist it. And he was just in time too as the woman's gaze settled on the bits in question. Well, this was a nice change of pace. Usually he had to do a lot more inviting to get that sort of attention. He quirked a brow at her when her gaze shifted elsewhere; his expression asking if she liked what she saw.

"I'd like to point out that you still haven't seen anyone do that..." The corners of his mouth turned down briefly in a lazy, muted version of a shrug. "But with the right price that could change." He was only half kidding. It wasn't like he had anywhere else to be and he could use a giggle. "And I'm just having a bit of a laugh. Got kicked in the 'nads by a humorless woman and I can still feel her toes." He sighed as though suffering immensely. "'If you're not laughing, you're crying' or so the saying goes."