*** you with an anchor

"Eyy pirate princess!" rang over the knolls like a buzzard over dead meat. Sparrow's ears flicked back. Was Tyr drunk? She was immediately convinced he was intoxicated in some way, shape, or form. Briefly she glanced around for a way out of this situation, but escape was not in the cards today. She tried to take a breath and brace herself for the conversation. For a moment, she was genuinely interested in what he had to say, but as he rambled on, her expression fell flat. She wasn't really sure what to say. She thought her father's shirt was bright and loud and because of that, she really liked it. Furthermore, she didn't understand how wearing an asshole would make any connection to the pirates. Her expression soured further as he wrapped up the bit about the tail. His stupid grin came back. Somehow she wasn't really sure how to put that all in words and stood in a dumbfounded stupor for some time.

"Seriously?" she finally blurted, her voice falling into a scoff. He had to be drunk. "You think being a pirate is like some butt end of a joke? Is that what you really think?" Okay, maybe she was taking it a little personal that he suggested she wear a butt and that it would somehow make her more piratey or more like her dad or that a literal asshole would resemble her dad's attire. He stood there grinning ear to ear like some sort of dumbass who just won the idiot award. Just to make a point she reeled back- keeping her claws sheathed- and aimed to smack her uncle across the face. "Why don't you wear it since you insist on being an ass!"

He was probably drunk, she figured. It would make more sense. And hurt less.

Sparrow Imperialis vs Tyrian for scarring of the left leg
Round 1/?
Age: over 1 year
Size: Extra large
Build: Heavy
Mutation 1: Cat claws - Offensive
Skills: Advanced Fighter & Intermediate Healer
Specialty: N/A

WC: 306
TWC: 918