Bad llama

He was snarling expletives into the cat's foot when the beast whipped around to go after his face. Tyrian recoiled but he wasn't quite fast enough; the cat managed to get its paws on either side of his head. Well, two could play at that game. Tyrian threw his arms around the cat's neck, his claws mercilessly into its skin, and twisted the beast out of the tree with help from Ares' shove. The two of them fell on the ground in a biting, kicking, clawing heap. Even though he was bigger and stronger, Tyrian couldn't match the cat in speed. Its lightning fast reflexes enabled it to block the bulk of his blows and sneak through his defenses.

Tyrian continued swearing and snarling as the cat managed to pin him on his back seconds after they hit the ground. They continued to trade blows with the cat on top of him, but Tyrian was struggling. Ares' jovial comment finally registered and while yes, he could appreciate the sentiment, Tyrian was also getting the shit clawed out of him. He let go of the cat just long enough to roar, "You horse's ass help me!" They could laugh about it later. For now the fight was on.