Underage Nibbling

Jupiter cocked his head and side-eyed Azure. For once he was going to be a good little teacher and lay down some knowledge. "Being drunk off your ass is when you can no longer tell if someone is good looking or not. And you don't care; all you care about is having a good time." He dipped his head in a capitulating gesture, then added, "Usually at that point you're stupid sloppy but some people wear it better than others."

He put a paw to his chest and in a grand tone said, "If you're like me shamelessness ensures you have a great time no matter how gross you get. It's all a matter of perspective, young grasshopper. And uhhh...no. I won't show you." Jupiter eyed Azure speculatively. "Whatever negligent mama or daddy is currently tracking down your wayward ass would be all over mine for that shit, and today I'm just not in the mood."