I Am Boo Boo The Fool

Whatever she'd been expecting - which was frankly nothing since she hadn't the foggiest idea what to expect - it certainly wasn't the particular monologue he launched into at her prompting. Domari wasn't prone to babbling generally, so she wasn't expecting the amount of words that poured out of him, but it was something that had clearly been eating at him for some time.

And no wonder. They were heavy, heavy thoughts for someone as sensitive as Domari to be carrying around for so long. She blinked when he named an Abraxas, but held her tongue until he had finished. "Well," she started slowly. "You're an idiot."

Well, now that that was out of the way. She dropped to her haunches next to him and slammed her shoulder against his with rough affection. "Honestly, Domari, sex isn't a big deal. I've fucked guys... so many times. Not one pregnancy. Why? Because of the power of a very magical plant called a juniper. Really, 'mari. Don't worry about it. No woman is going to be that stupid to sleep with some random guy and not be taking something to prevent pregnancy, unless they're trying to get pregnant to catch a mate, in which case she'd have been after you to settle down with her as soon as the pregnancy took. Since that clearly didn't happen..." She shrugged expressively. Then she stopped, played his words back again in her head, and blinked incredulously at him. "Wait wait hold up. Are you saying that's the only time you've fucked someone? That one time?"