home inspection

This mission was stupid, just stupid! Aryn could tell even curled beneath him that Tyrian meant business, he was a mighty specimen of a man and she knew she'd not be able to slink away from this with merely a warning. "OK, I'm sorry, I came to steal your goat." She admitted softly, unable to continue the lie. Honesty was important, right? For her honesty he'd need to be merciful, any gentleman would be. "Singular, goat. Just one." Her head squished closer to the ground in the attempt to distance herself from his terrifyingly calm words, eyes wide as she tried to sneak a peak up through her toes to catch his expression.  

His next question terrified her further, and her initial response was nothing more than a sad, shocked whimper. The cogs in her mind tried desperately to unwind his words and figure out his game - would he simply take the lesser that she chose? Or maybe the opposite? Completely overcome by fear she blurted out the first draft of an answer. "Um.. neither? No wait, both? Can't you just like.... take a tooth or something? I'm so, so sorry."