I sip, you sip, we sip [Jup's bachelor orgy]

The sharp crash of shattered pottery echoed across the ocean cliffs. On its heels was a torrent of cursing. Jupiter eyed the broken jar balefully. He'd seen it wobbling on the edge of his cart but hadn't been fast enough to save it. After a beat he decided eh, fuck it, that was cheap stuff anyway. He scooted the broken bits off the path and into some scruffy bushes, and then kicked dry sand over the soggy sand. Good as new.

Away he went again at a furious clip down the beach. The various jars, bottles and skins on his cart rattled and sloshed loudly as he went but he paid them no mind. He'd decided fuck it. If they broke, they broke. He'd sip wine out of the sand if he had to. No biggie.

As he got closer to the water Jupiter started to chuck the containers into the sand. He unloaded everything and the various drinks and concoctions joined the various other things he'd already dumped on the beach. For several dozen yards the black sand was littered with just about every fun intoxicant imaginable. Jupiter was holding nothing back. He'd brought every single thing he'd collected over the years. Every item he'd planned on selling, every too-good-to-share thing he'd planned on keeping to himself. All of it. If you could think of it and the risk of ingesting it wasn't too high, it was on the beach somewhere.

Once done Jupiter stepped back to survey his handy work. It had taken him a long time to bring all of this here and along the way he'd spread the word that there was free shit at the beach. Already he could see a couple strangers closing in.

OOC: It's the beach, it's summer, it's late afternoon. This is a lawless orgy. Eat, drink and be merry. You can reply here and/or start your own threads. If you want to interact with Jup I'm going to be using the dice parser to decide how drunk he is in that particular thread. He's also up for playing wingman and is happy to try to get other people laid. I'm looking at you, Darya.