If You Have To Explain A Joke, There Is No Joke

Úlfr was laying outside his den with a buffalo leg bone in his jaws that he was chewing on happily. For once it wasn't really meant to be turned into anything. He was just chewing for the fun of it and also to get to the tasty marrow that lay in the center. It would be a wonderful treat. Soon though it was time for his practice patrol so he buried the bone as a treat for later and set out to patrol the borders. He was half way through his patrol when he heard a strange, almost laugh-like sound. Then he heard one of the pups call out and he raced onto the scene just in time to see a pack of six hyenas moving in on Fireside's border. "Quick, you better run." He set his defenses, hackles on end as he growled at the hyenas. Suddenly two of the creatures lunged for him and he hoped the pup would listen and get the heck out of here.