landlocked pirate

Sparrow, in all real actuality, had no clue if Tyr or Alarr or Talon or anyone would have pups soon. Well except the married off uncles. Sparrow could imagine Chaos and Jupiter as great dads but she also didn't want to imagine Jupiter or Chaos as anything other than the cool uncles (wait was one a cousin?) that they were.

The woman asked if Tyr's pups were hers and Sparrow let out a barking laugh so loud and harsh that the whole pack might have well heard it, "Sorry, but this side of the fam doesn't do the whole incest thing. And beyond that I don't do the whole men thing sooo..." Sparrow was coming to terms with the fact that she just didn't LIKE men like that. Maybe some sparkle-toed night in shining armor would swoop into her life, but she just couldn't imagine it.

The woman said Rhyme was her father and Sparrow choked on her own spit for a second, incorrectly assuming this was one of the incest pups all grown up. "Uhh hey I mean you can't choose who your parents are- incest or not you look normal so, y'know, you're PROBABLY fine!" Yes, flawless recovery, surely.

The woman asked for Sparrow's name and Sparrow obliged. "Well I'm Sparrow, but I'm sure you're just dying to know how we all tie together- probably. So uhh I'm Imperialis and Destruction so uhh... Rhythm is my great aunt, Valentine is my granddaddy, and Rhyme is my half Uncle. Which makes my relation to YOU all the more confusing! Sparrow beamed a smile, fully ready to scamper away if the woman got all offended and attacked.