Deez Bear Nuts

Úlfr's fangs dealt serious damage, ripping into the bear's leg. The bear was distracted by the horned yearling at the front and it roared in pain from an attack that Úlfr couldn't see though he was silently cheering her on. Úlfr continued digging through flesh until there was a sudden slump in the bear's leg as the tendons connecting the heel to the calf muscle ruptured. Úlfr scrambled out of the way as the bear roared and limped, falling back onto all four legs. He snarled viciously, blood dribbling down his chin as he tried to look as big and scary as he could. Surely by now they'd made their point and the bear would leave them alone? But just in case… Úlfr bared his fangs and then big solidly onto the bear's bare ass. Hopefully, this assault to its dignity would send it running.