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Whew. This lady was a hoot. Theory could barely keep up with her. Tyrian was much quieter, but he had a similar sense of humor. This side of the family was certainly built different. "And how does an Imperialis "get around"?" she asked, cocking her head. Theo wasn't stupid - she didn't mean the innuendo itself, but she had no idea of the lady-killer reputation. "So it isn't unusual to have a whole herd of half siblings in your neck of the woods?" She could be funny too! Sort of. "Our family tree is definitely less of a tree and more of a thicket." That much was true. While Sparrow's joke about destroying her entire pack was meant in good humor, she couldn't control the stern, older sister look that slipped across her face. Jokes were all well and good, but she'd never joke about Abaven like that.

"Okay, okay, come on over - let's begin!" Theory took off at a trot along the riverside. "And mind your step!" She added, noting Sparrow's look of intrigue and vague dread as she stared at the river. "Promise it's not as dangerous as it looks. There are plenty of rocks just beneath the surface, but there are some deep spots. So just stick with me and you won't drown!" Ha! Was that a good joke?