landlocked pirate

Theory asked how Imperialis's got around and Sparrow cautiously- but in a way that she could probably recover seamlessly if Theory stepped away... probably- bumped her shoulder with the cousin, "Usually with their legs, but often with their dicks." The other went on to talk about how it might not be uncommom to have half siblings around and Sparrow cackled, "Not even just this neck of the woods. My half-brother that I've never met is off somewhere not even in Boreas or Auster leading a band of pirates! If I see blue, eye dots, or any swishes under the eyes I just stay away romantically. Uh- not that that's a dig at your half-sibling-slash-cousins, just that y'know, Dad taught me I'd better not." Sparrow flashed a half-apologetic smile at the woman for mentioning the incest thing again. Oops, at least this time she really didn't mean to. "I like to think of our family tree like a thorny thicket that ducks and weaves around other brush and sometimes strangles them out. Y'know, warm and fuzzy family vibes."

At Theory's big sister disapproval look, Sparrow airplaned her ears for a moment with a loose smile in an obvious light-hearted apology. C'mon, she had LEG SPIKES, she could obviously take SOME members of the pack.

Theory led Sparrow, telling her to mind her step but also reassuring her it wasn't THAT dangerous. Sparrow kept a little more distance than Theory did, looking at the varying shades of water. They were all moving so fast, how could you even tell where was deep or not? Theory joked about her not drowning and Sparrow shot her a wry look, "If I do, I'm taking you with me out of spite!" After a moment's pause, she HAD to ask, "So... anyone die in there?"