She Thinks Your Tractor's Sexy

Valentine had just enough time to remember his den had a skunk problem when out of the corner of his eye he saw the little beast running for the barn as fast as her little legs could carry her. That distracted him momentarily since nothing had ever scared her off before. If he'd known all he had to do to get rid of her was bring a woman home he'd have done it a lot sooner and a lot more often. Actually, he'd have done it more often anyway if it had been an option. This was exactly the kind of motivation he needed to get out more.

His attention was back on Zora in an instant with no outward sign that he had wasted thoughts on anything other than her. She was nestled in the fur of his chest, her chin brushing lightly against the crook of his neck from when she'd reached for his ear. The little woman was the picture of seduction and Valentine would have been hard pressed to focus his attention elsewhere for long. "Is that so? Well then we aught to take this somewhere less public," he murmured as he stepped back towards his den. Valentine motioned towards it grandly. "Ladies first."

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