If You Have To Explain A Joke, There Is No Joke
12-27-2020, 01:23 PM
Úlfr dodged to his left to avoid one of the hyenas, he reached his head around and snagged its left hind leg, right on the hock and he bit down hard, thrashing his head. Before he could break the bones the other hyena grabbed him by the scruff and dragged him off its friend. Úlfr yowled in pain and flailed violently until he managed to rip himself away from the hyena. He twisted around as they both lunged for him. Only a timely dodge beneath the nearest ones legs got him out of the way in time. It also had the added benefit of the two hyenas smashing into each other. They collided and snarled before regrouping and facing off against him. Úlfr winced at the pain and blood pouring down his neck. In the distance he could hear Dagrún scream for help.