Pity Party (Party and Races!)

OOC Note: Marked M for the vulgar and frankly somewhat inaccurate retelling of her breakup. Please know her version is NOT accurate and the real version can be found here. (RK and Ali, ILU and I'm sorry!)

Sparrow had been less than sociable the past few days since Hanako dumped her for that lousy blue-balled heir Azure. What a stupid turn of events. 'Oh I thought he was dead,' bullshit excuse for, 'my wimp-ass boyfriend got lost, but I'm so fucking whipped for him, I'll deny everything I did these past few seasons and accept a grounding like some dumbass pup to make him happy.' Like oh my GOD, get a life- wait you HAD one and you dropped it for Mr. soon-to-be-king-but-can't-beat-a-pirate-at-my-own-border. But, whatever, maybe that was charming for miss bitchass pussy, miss roll over and fold my tail cause u got an inheritance, miss- well, the point had been made. She was angry and hurt and all those good emotions that only bitters could unbitter. So Sparrow threw a pity party. She invited the pirates and anyone they wanted to bring and sent Pongolo to invite the others: Pirates, loners, Fireside, Abaven, Habari, probably other bands, but definitely NO Hanakos, Azures, Ashen, Armadas, Hattoris, or other kois mostly. She decided there would be races and maybe a spar and maybe she'd hook up with a new cutie. The world was hers, more or less. Sparrow found an area that was as close as she could possibly get to the Armada's borders without actually being on the pack lands. She sat on a large pile of fur bits and sticks and leaves and feathers and things. Her makeshift throne adorned with bottles of alcohol- one or two already empty. The sun set, its light filtering through the trees. Friar set a raised stage of logs and sticks which he and Pongolo prepared. As others arrived, Friar would try to cast two other companions to paint for the reenactment of the Great Terrible Deed. A few fresh and definitely not anger kills laid on a fur adorned with more alcohol. All invited were given two missions: be entertaining and be entertained!

Feel free to skip posting order for spars/races. Let's make a long and messy thread, as parties be!
Round 1 due Sept. 14