is this the real life?
Alfrun
10-02-2021, 08:38 AM
For the second time in less than a minute Jupiter leaped to the side. He’d been so focused on the rabbit-thing that Alfrun’s approach had gone unnoticed. She was just so small and dark (and creepy) she’d blended right in. He clutched a paw to his chest. “God, woman, give me a heart attack why don’t you.”
Wait what had she asked? His head swiveled in the direction of the rabbit which was by now long gone. He stared after it for a second and then looked back at Alfrun. “You want that thing?” He did not want to chase a glowing rabbit through the woods at night for a witch. “Did you see the teeth on that thing? It’s a man eater, plain and simple.” She tugged at his paw but he resisted, determined to talk her out of it. “I bet it gone; just finished hopping back into its little burrow of face eating babies.”
Wait what had she asked? His head swiveled in the direction of the rabbit which was by now long gone. He stared after it for a second and then looked back at Alfrun. “You want that thing?” He did not want to chase a glowing rabbit through the woods at night for a witch. “Did you see the teeth on that thing? It’s a man eater, plain and simple.” She tugged at his paw but he resisted, determined to talk her out of it. “I bet it gone; just finished hopping back into its little burrow of face eating babies.”
NOTE: this character is pretty on the outside but nothing but ugliness and innuendo on the inside. It's best to consider all threads with him rated 'M' regardless of the official tags.