Drink or Dare

Theory said she hadn't ever tried and Sparrow stammered, "Really?? That's like ALL I used to want to do as a pup. That and climb trees, but now I'm too fat for that." Theory asked why males lifted their legs to pee, suggesting it was to show off. "Obviously to see who has the biggest balls and uh... flexibilities?" Theory went to a tree to try, but she couldn't and eventually yelled for Sparrow to stop staring. Sparrow cackled, downing more drink after. "Who said I was staring??" She shouted back, slurring a good bit.

Sparrow hauled herself up and went to face Theory in possibly the world's most awkward stare down. She lifted her own leg and urged herself to piss. "Wolf who pees first wins?"

(Wanna roll for it?)