what do you do with a sober sailor?

Sparrow made a big show of rolling her eyes at Theory, "Oh rapids are fine, but one haunted lake is too much for the big alpha?" She flashed a smile so Theory would know she was joking. She stepped closer to the water, silently sucking an a breath. One paw in, and then Sparrow threw her whole weight in, trying her best to sink to the bottom for several long moments. When her lungs burned, she kicked up and surfaced with a large breath. "Ahahahaha! Got you!"

Had she really gotten Theory with her fake drowning? Maybe not. But she DID get herself when she noticed the water around her glowing, small blue orbs wafting upwards towards the sky. "Uh... does this count at a geyser?"