is this the real life?

Jupiter peered down at the weird, blood covered nublet in Alfrun's paw and then his gaze slid up to her face. It looked the the sort of thing a cat might hawk up if it was then left to bake in the sun for awhile. In other words it did not look like good eating. The rabbit was one thing. He ate rabbits. But Jupiter was of the opinion that once something had been spit up it did not get swallowed again by any critter. Least of all him. So he had to decide just how much he was willing to play along.

He took the shriveled blob in his paw and stared down at it. It reminded him of something other than a hairball but he couldn't quite put a paw on what that was, probably because he was supposed to eat it and he didn't want to be reminded of anything else unsavory. Jupiter did the math in his head quickly. Alfrun had eaten the thing without so much as a shudder which was a small cause for hope. Alfrun was also a scary ass witch zealot who rooted around in organs for answers. Did those two things cancel each other out? Yeah...which brought him back to square one. Fuck.

In the end he ate it just to get it over with. By that time Alfrun was well into her explanation. He swallowed the mass just in time to choke on the word 'father'. Alfrun was now in his space and Jupiter had to turn his head so he didn't retch into her face. God, not this again. He didn't want kids. There wasn't a doubt in his mind that he would make a horribly shitty father. Of course there were other reasons he didn't want them. Like how they'd infringe on his freedom more than Alfrun. At least with her he could just say he was coming back one day and as an adult she just had to deal. You couldn't do that to kids. "Oh I don't know about that. That woman was fiendish lemme tell ya. It would..." His mouth was feeling a bit dry all of a sudden. "...take a lot...to fix."