what do you do with a sober sailor?

She rolled her eyes but offered Sparrow a gruff laugh in response to her joke. At least the rapids were comfortable and familiar! This whole area was completely unsettling. Nothing was acting in accordance with nature, which was supposedly life's great equalizer. "Alright, your fun-" Sparrow disappeared under the water with a great crash, making Theory jump. "funeral?" she finished, perplexed. Was she about to plan a pirate funeral? A watery grave would match the rest of her persona... "Okay, this is just a joke. Has to be a joke." Theory started to pace nervously at the edge of the lake. Sparrow surfaced again, gasping and splashing. The water shimmered around her in response. "Next time I'll drown you myself!" Theo shouted, but her heart wasn't in it. Sparkling orbs drifted up towards the sky, some lazy and some passing by quicker than a blink. "It's... definitely unusual," she whispered. "Have you ever seen anything like this?"