i hope you're alright, because i'm not okay

You drink the liquid and it feels like fire on your teeth. They tingle and start to feel loose. Prodding at them with your tongue reveals they are, in fact, shifting in place. One by one they fall out, spittle and glowing ooze coating each one. As they get to the end, you already feel new teeth budding in through the empty sockets. They feel... sharper than before. Within moments, you have tiny little pup- like teeth, just long enough to eat with. Hopefully they keep growing!

You gain:

• Long, sharp teeth- Offensive Mutation. Grow fully in 1 IC season!
  

You lose:

• Your regular teeth- It's like that one dream everyone's had at least once...