I dare ya

The unstable donkey makes his way across the ice and despite Kyren’s… cheering, the grumpy ass manages to makes it a good distance. When Oscar sits and turns to face the reindeer, braying out a laugh and challenging Kyren to follow, the donkey forgets one crucial detail… Then Kyren steps out onto the ice testing the stability of it before prancing over to the donkey. Freaking reindeer. Huffing in annoyance at the kid, Oscar rotates toward the opposite shore, determined to make it all the way across. Rolling his eyes at the nickname, the grumpy ass says, “This is the only time you have bested me… kid.” He puts emphases on the word kid, almost as if it is an insult. Flicking his longs ears back in agitation, the ass brushes off the reindeer’s attempt at help.

Then the fucking raven joins in. Shooting Gavin an, ‘eat shit and die’ look, Oscar says, “So nice of you join the party.” Sarcasm drips from every word and the donkey is already scooting away from the pair in frustration. His butt mostly sits on the ice now and in a series of, scooting and pulling motions his body toward the snow-covered bank. It takes time and when Oscar finally makes it to solid ground he is feeling mighty cold. Flopping into the powdery snow, the grumpy ass huffs and puffs, creating huge clouds of steam.

A flash of color crests a snow bank and Nugget makes his way over to the downed donkey. Clucking in disappoint, the rooster says, “You forgot again… didn’t you?” A yell builds in his chest, feeling like a supernova that must be let out. When he opens his mouth, a loud bray of, “YES!” breaks the peaceful silence of the ice-covered lake and despite the cold weather, a very steamed ass lays grumbling in the snow.


"Oscar" | "Nugget"