I Was Drunk As A Skunk Having Lunch With A Cross-Eyed Bear... You Been There ;D

Birna's claws dug in deep, aided by her dexterous paws which allowed her a powerful grip and in addition the electric pulses generated from her paw pads gave jolts of significant pain. In its desperate the bear thrashed and struggled. Through the effort of feline and canine the bear landed hard on its side. Birna released her grip and bounded away to avoid getting a leg pinned beneath the larger predator. The wolf was fierce, fighting like a demon as he and his dog ripped into the exposed underbelly of the bear. Birna saw an opportunity to end the fight decisively and she sprang onto the bear's neck. Her serrated fangs slicing through hide and fat into the bear's throat. Her claws dug into the side of the neck and it let loose a gurgling roar. A paw came up to strike her but she kicked out with her hind legs, the electric pulses from her paw pads warding off the attack until the airway was punctured and the bear stopped moving.

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