Fastest Hooves On The Planet

The small ass has dragged the smart mouthed Kyren out to a flat area of land. The reindeer has been claiming to be the fastest of the group, spreading unfounded rumors among their group. But Oscar knows better. The grumpy donkey had protested that, the only reason the smug deer keeps beating him is because they only race in the snow and, he went on to say that, if Kyren ever raced him on solid land with no snow, the reindeer would be left in the dust. Well, the time has come to find out who is right. Coming to a stop, Oscar lets Nugget flap down to the moss-covered ground to peck out bugs and starts to mark out here the starting line will be. Long ears flick as he works, dragging a hoof along the forest floor to make a rough point to begin.

Once he is satisfied, the donkey straightens up and huffs proudly at the deer, flicking his long ears as he quirks a brow at Kyren. Oscar’s thick Irish tones pokes at the deer, saying, “Alright kid, you do know how to race… right? I mean without cheatin’.” The smug grin that pulls his lips apart is meant to taunt the younger reindeer. They tease each other, trading jabs and insults, but the words are all meant in fun. Well… mostly. Nodding to the marked line, the small donkey then tips his head in the direction of the lake that lays straight ahead of them and says, “First one that makes it ta the lake is the fastest that ever lived. Okay? Oh wait… the prize. Every good race has one. Which means, we have ta have a prize too. What is it going to be?” Tilting his head to look around, Oscar tries to think of something that would work.


WC: 306
Total WC: 306
"Oscar" | "Nugget"