Fastest Hooves On The Planet

Oscar snorts an unamused laugh through his nostrils while giving Kyren an exaggerated eye roll as the deer explains what he thinks a race means. The smartass answers the deer’s smart quip by saying, “Just don’t be runnin’ into trees. Or trippin’ over any logs. Don’t need ta carry your heavy body back to camp.” Flashing his flat teeth in a smirk, the grumpy ass responds to the reindeer’s statement with a huge, amused grin. Thick Irish accent laces his jovial words as he says, “So, guess that means ya’ll be havin’ ta cheat a lot. I’ll be sure to keep that mind.”

Shaking his head, long ears flopping, Oscar goes on to explain the rules and Kyren asks about the rest of herd wanting the title. Small shoulders shrug as the small ass says, “If they want the title, they can challenge for it. Deal?” Right now, this is all about the ass and deer. And Oscar has a mighty need to leave the reindeer in the dust. Then he asks about the prize and Kyren comes up a great idea… not that Oscar will tell him that. He doesn’t need the deer getting a big head or anything. The donkey dips his head in agreement, saying, “Deal."

The ass is standing behind the starting line, pointed in the direction of lake, talking to Kyren when the sneaky deer starts the race. Braying out loudly, hoping to startle the reindeer enough to give him a chance to catch up, Oscar launches forward. Small legs pump, the sound of his own hooves thundering in his ears as the excited donkey rushes forward. His focus narrows, the only thing in his mind is to get to that lake… fast. Oscar leaps over a log, stumbling slightly when he lands but he manages to recover quickly. Focus broken, Oscar darts his eyes around to try and see where Kyren is.


WC: 318
Total WC: 898


Oscar vs Kyren for Race
Round 1/2
Age: Over 1 year
Size: Large species
Build: Medium
Skills: Beginner Fighter & Novice Navigator

"Oscar" | "Nugget"