Fastest Hooves On The Planet
Kyren Navigation Seasonal
02-07-2022, 10:19 PM
The bray doesn’t phase Kyren. Shit. Maybe Oscar does bray a little more than he should. Okay, okay. A lot more. He is an ass! Asses are loud! The small donkey just didn’t expect Kyren to be use it. Double shit. Curse the snow deer and his ability to ignore the ass’s loud noises. The small donkey races through the forest letting out a loud braying laugh as Kyren has to slow and pivot to avoid low hanging branches. Turning his head, Oscar calls out over his shoulder, “See?! Being tall isn’t always an advantage!”
Snorting in triumph, the grumpy donkey turns his head back to look at the road ahead. Oscar brays out in alarm as an extremely low hanging branch appears in this path. Small hooves pivot to try and avoid the brunt of hanging twig but his body still smacks into it, snapping it clean of the tree and giving the donkey a small, painful welt. Damnit that hurt! Stupid reindeer distracting him. That was totally, not his own fault. Nope. Never. As his small hooves pound onward, the lake grows closer and closer as Kyren moves closer… and closer.
Letting out a loud snort, Oscar pins his large ears back, lowers his head, and puts all his energy into making his legs to go faster. Truthfully, donkeys aren’t built to be fast, they are used more for their strength and stamina but that doesn’t stop this donkey from being determined to beat the long-legged (smartass) reindeer. Sure, Kyren is his friend and, while he always poking fun and taunting the small donkey just to see his reaction but Oscar kinda likes the kid. But not right now. He has to leave this deer in the dust. For his pride.
Oscar’s breathes come in great heaving puffs, his speed faltering when the deer comes out of nowhere and almost drives the ass off his path. He grunts, reaching over to give Kyren a small nip with his flat teeth as the donkey shouts, “No runnin’ over the other contestants! Stay over there ya silly deer!” His voice is gruff and breathy, the strain if running heard clearly in his voice. Yet… there is still mirth and the always major grumpiness underlying his words. They run side by side, the small donkey pushing his shorter legs to go faster while the deer with his stupid long legs seems to effortlessly move forward.
The lake appears in the distance and the ass brays out, “See ya at the finish line!” Pushing himself even more, the small donkey puts on one last burst of speed, running full tilt toward the lake. Legs stretch as far as they can before striking the ground, trying to cover the most distance that his short body will allow. Eyes narrow and the world focuses down to the finish line. This is it, the home stretch. The pair near the finish line, both striving be to be the first to cross it.
Post WC: 496
Total WC: 1605
Oscar vs Kyren for Race
Round 2/2
Age: Over 1 year
Size: Large species
Build: Medium
Skills: Beginner Fighter & Novice Navigator
"Oscar"|"Nugget"
Snorting in triumph, the grumpy donkey turns his head back to look at the road ahead. Oscar brays out in alarm as an extremely low hanging branch appears in this path. Small hooves pivot to try and avoid the brunt of hanging twig but his body still smacks into it, snapping it clean of the tree and giving the donkey a small, painful welt. Damnit that hurt! Stupid reindeer distracting him. That was totally, not his own fault. Nope. Never. As his small hooves pound onward, the lake grows closer and closer as Kyren moves closer… and closer.
Letting out a loud snort, Oscar pins his large ears back, lowers his head, and puts all his energy into making his legs to go faster. Truthfully, donkeys aren’t built to be fast, they are used more for their strength and stamina but that doesn’t stop this donkey from being determined to beat the long-legged (smartass) reindeer. Sure, Kyren is his friend and, while he always poking fun and taunting the small donkey just to see his reaction but Oscar kinda likes the kid. But not right now. He has to leave this deer in the dust. For his pride.
Oscar’s breathes come in great heaving puffs, his speed faltering when the deer comes out of nowhere and almost drives the ass off his path. He grunts, reaching over to give Kyren a small nip with his flat teeth as the donkey shouts, “No runnin’ over the other contestants! Stay over there ya silly deer!” His voice is gruff and breathy, the strain if running heard clearly in his voice. Yet… there is still mirth and the always major grumpiness underlying his words. They run side by side, the small donkey pushing his shorter legs to go faster while the deer with his stupid long legs seems to effortlessly move forward.
The lake appears in the distance and the ass brays out, “See ya at the finish line!” Pushing himself even more, the small donkey puts on one last burst of speed, running full tilt toward the lake. Legs stretch as far as they can before striking the ground, trying to cover the most distance that his short body will allow. Eyes narrow and the world focuses down to the finish line. This is it, the home stretch. The pair near the finish line, both striving be to be the first to cross it.
Post WC: 496
Total WC: 1605
Oscar vs Kyren for Race
Round 2/2
Age: Over 1 year
Size: Large species
Build: Medium
Skills: Beginner Fighter & Novice Navigator
Be warned! Oscar can (and often times will) be an ass!
Oscar has a thick Irish accent and a Cochin Rooster companion named Nugget who is always nearby