I need a white rug

The donkey scoffs at Chade as the kid talks a big game. Can he not see the huge, angry polar bear that is right on their asses? Surely, he isn’t that smug to think they can take it down in these tight quarters? When the blue pup spins around to strike at the beast, Oscar yells, “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me!” The wolf’s reward is to have his head smacked into the wall. The ass winces in sympathy but does not slow his pace. This is a far less than ideal place to try and pick a fight. Chade is overconfident, telling the bear it will be on his floor soon enough. What world does this kid live in?! The sky must be pretty but come on! They will be lucky to escape with their lives.

They round a tight corner and Oscar puts on the brakes, waiting until the beast is caught in the tight turn. He bucks at the thing, small back hooves trying to find any part of the bear. The mad creature halts, roaring as the ass kicks the air in front of him. Oh shit, fuck, crap, damn! This bear is smart! Mind made up, the ass races forward, no longer thinking of fighting this anger bear. Oscar yells to Chade, “We need to cut our losses! Look for a way out!” The bear chases them, the donkey and wolf switching off turns at slowing the charging beast.

They find a tunnel that leads back to the main chamber and with great relief, Oscar and Chade race back out onto the mountain and safety. Without a word, the pair descend the mountain and, once they reach the bottom, make a vow to never tell anyone about this.

WC: 295
Total WC: 1744
"Oscar Monaghan" | "Nugget"