Mama Bear And Baby Bear Were... Oh Shit

Okay, this time, it really is not Tove’s fault. She stares at the huge polar bear, grumbling insults under her breath as she glances at the small cub behind it. All she had done was go for a walk! How was she supposed to know there was a cub out? The mother bear roars its displeasure and Tove slowly starts to back away. She must be taking too long because it roars again and charges straight for her! Ducking under the swing, Tove slams her body against the bear’s chest to put some distance between them. Annoyed, she shouts, “I don’t want to fight you, ya big dummy!” Word to the wise, when trying to avoid fighting something, don’t insult it. It roars and charges again and Tove dives away while howling for help. Hopefully, she can drive the pair off without hurting the mother too much.

"Tove Baade"