Bearly a problem

With a brace of big, fat bunnies clutched between his jaws, Merrick made his way back towards Elysium. He would be remiss in his duties if it didn't contribute something to the food stores. Deer and the like were easy to come by, but rabbits were a little more difficult. They were stupid too. All you had to do was lay down at the mouth of their burrow and throw rocks at the other entrance. The little idiots ran right into your jaws. Easy peasy.

On his way back, Merrick came across the same blue child from before, this time with a bear. With a shrug, the purple brute dropped his catch and rushed in to help. With the blue boy practically riding the bear, Merrick was able to sink his teeth into one hind leg, whipping his head back and forth in the hopes of severing a tendon, or at least doing enough damage to take the leg out of commission. A three legged bear wasn't going anywhere fast, now was it?

"Merrick Mendacium"