shenanigans only

She flopped over on her side when Sparrow relinquished smooshing her. "Well, you'll just have to try slightly harder not to die a million times. I'm already going a little grey, I can't take any more stress!" she lamented, tilting her head so that Sparrow could see the small spatter of white hairs creeping further outside the barriers of her markings. "At least, I think I am. Am I? Going grey?" Theo thought she had spotted some in her reflection in the calmer part of the rapids, but moving water made it difficult to track. When Sparrow mentioned so eloquently getting her knocked up, she averted her eyes out to the sea. "It's funny, I do feel ready to have children... but I don't have a single prospect for the other half of the puzzle. Not that that is an invitation for you to try and solve it!" she barked.