shenanigans only

Do them both at the same time. Do what now!? Theo resisted the urge to gag - but then leaned into it and gagged long and hard, complete with spittle, for comedic effect. "Thank you - I think? I appreciate the effort, but, uh, I'll pass." She slurped any loose spit back in her mouth and kept staring resignedly up at the sky. "It's not about someone's coat, I wanted... I thought I'd have a partner by now, you know? Someone I could trust. My father bedded how many before my age - and I can't even snag one?" she groaned. This one-on-one time with Sparrow was the only time she felt like she could really complain. Her pack expected her to be a leader - she'd led them so far with a certain sense of decorum. And it was exhausting.