“Lava Rocks” but sung to the tune of Thunderstruck

So Hyacinth wasn't totally blasted this time, he'd missed the last raid but the previous one he'd been to he'd been totally and utterly drunk. This time instead he was just a little tipsy. The man wobbled after the group of pirates, they were there to try and get some sort of rocks? Even if he hadn't been inebriated there was a decent chance he'd have been confused about what the big deal was. But hey, he was a little tipsy, and even sober was usually up for a good time so he wasn't really going to question it. Instead, he would clumsily rush towards the side of the mountain, a great hulking thing and he wasn't sure he could really picture the sort of wolves who would choose to live on such an ugly, dangerous thing but who was he to judge?

"Speech!"

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