“Lava Rocks” but sung to the tune of Thunderstruck

SPARROW

MISERY must give up by submitting, fleeing or passing out.

Totals:

SPARROW

Attack Roll: 44
Defense Roll: 48
Agility Roll: 85
Perception Roll: 63
Total: 240
Attack[44] + 90% Bonus[39.60]: 83.60
Defense[48] + 25% Bonus[12.00]: 60.00
Agility[85] + 25% Bonus[21.25]: 106.25
Perception[63] + 20% Bonus[12.60]: 75.60
Total[325.45] + 35% Bonus[113.91]: 439.36

MISERY

Attack Roll: 56
Defense Roll: 56
Agility Roll: 82
Perception Roll: 35
Total: 229
Attack[56] + 0% Bonus[0.00]: 56.00
Defense[56] + 0% Bonus[0.00]: 56.00
Agility[82] + 10% Bonus[8.20]: 90.20
Perception[35] + 20% Bonus[7.00]: 42.00
Total[244.20] + 10% Bonus[24.42]: 268.62