camisado

Azure said something about waiting for her to be off yadda yadda. Sparrow would have scratched her ear if she could reach it. ”Hey, she came to me looking to be kidnapped. Snuck up on me mid nap and everything and shoved me all trying to get some response.” Apparently Hana wanted her to suffer or something and Sparrow scoffed, ”That woman has only ever caused me suffering. It’s a shame- I might have believed you if she were here to cheer you on, to watch me suffer, but no it’ a just you and your hurt ego again.”

Then Azure went on his stupid talk about Sparrow being pregnant, ”I never told you I was a lesbian,” she said. ”But the only one I’ve slept with recently besides your wife is Recluse, so sorry that you’re having to play up Hana’s ‘oh my gosh Sparrow’s pregnant’ act. What, did she tell you it upset me?” He said something about postponing this for the sake of her children, but that the world would be better off with less pirates. Again, Sparrow scoffed, ”Gods above, I thought I talked a lot. When Hana told you to make me suffer, was it by you flapping your gums constantly? If I were you, I wouldn’t be threatening pirates when your girl JUST got kidnapped- and released- by yours truly.”

Azure finally kicked off and Sparrow didn’t have any intentions of swinging her fat ass around any quicker than she had to. Azure chomped down on her pinned ears and Sparrow swung to try to get him in the same spot as best as she could, ripping herself out of his jaws in the process.

Somewhere, something in her shifted, and she hoped whatever it was could hold on until the fight was over. It was like her stomach had decided to turn itself inside out, but she had other things to worry about- like tasting Azure’s blood.

Sparrow vs Azure for Minor Maim (slightly more ear removal)
Round 1/1
Age: 1+
Size: Dire wolf
Build: Heavy
Offensive Battle Accessory: Sword
Defensive Battle Accessory: Reinforced pirate hat
Companion 1: Harlequin Macaw, Female - Flying - Boosted
Companion 2: Capuchin monkey, Male - Battle
*Companion 3: Mushroom mutated housecat - Battle - Boosted
Mutation 1: Cat claws - Offensive
Mutation 2: Bone spurs - Defensive
Skills: Master Fighter & Master Navigator
Specialty: Knight