The Freedom you so Crave

As the boy aimed to splish her back, Sparrow decided that the best way to go about this was a big and dramatic feign of  his abilities. At the small wave, Sparrow dropped her legs and writhed herself into the water, "Oh god, such a big splish! I'm dying!" She pretended to choke and cough for a solid second before standing, "Oh wait I'm okay! Get ready for the best splish you've ever seen!" She reared back and heaved both paws into the water to truly make the best splish ever.

The boy at some point said something about swimming to the island way over there and Sparrow peered at it? "Yeah? Well, let me know when you do and we'll make it our new home," she said as if it was a true possibility.