God's Garden Altar

Sparrow didn't believe in gods, as a rule. A lot of things had happened in life, but she had survived all of it by her own grit, just add water (or alcohol), no gods needed. Some statues appearing and some weird fall weather didn't really mean much to her. Even when she was growing mushrooms or crystals out of her back, it wasn't like some dude in robes popped up and was all, "Oh, sorry, my bad, forgot to control my God Powers," or some shit. However, the statues were all stone and pretty and she figured her pups might like to see them. Kashi and Jack were nearby so she grabbed them for the trek. Who knew where the other ones were, there were plenty of pups and pup parents to look after, so Sparrow wasn't entirely worried.

Coming all this way, Sparrow was able to see the foretold statue and many ahead of her were offering things including blood and spit (fucking gross), a blanket (not a bad idea), toys (probably an okay idea), lavender (seemed like an actual offering), some herbs (actual offering number 2), a rotting carcass (also fucking gross what was wrong with these people?), some fur (wait how the fuck did Diablo get here?), a butterfly (that's fine), and just a whole lot of other things. Some were already offered by the time Sparrow arrived. Everyone seemed very serious about it.

A companion of some sort beckoned them forth. So this was the ring leader, huh? The one suggesting this God was all so powerful and all. Well, it seemed like this god statue was a good and caring mother or whatever. Sparrow stepped forward, "Oh powerful milk mommy," she said, very solemn and very revered, putting on her best behaved face. "You seem to like puppies. I have two of them. You can choose your favorite. I have Kashi and Jack- say 'hi' to the god, you guys."