since when do drunk bears wear glasses?

Hattori knew this place was popular with opportunists, that the grapes brought in herbivores and omnivores alike. What he did not expect was to come across the sight of a strange looking bear feasting on the grapes, looking a little dazed and unsteady on its wide paws. It was obvious that it had overdone it and was intoxicated, but he did not expect the spectacled bear to take such great offence to him just being there. Watching it with furrowed brows, clearly judging its life choices. Like he was observing a drunk roll around in the gutter.

It huffed at him, still sitting squarely on its fat rump as it slapped a paw to the ground with all the bravado of someone who had too much to drink. In essence saying: whacha lookin' at chump? Hattori naturally rolled his eyes and made to leave it be, he didn't care what the bear decided to do in its spare time, but oh no, apparently the bear took even more offence to that, snorting loudly as it wobbled to its paws.

It fully intended to smack that haughty look off of Hattori's face.

"Speech"