pirate/viking sparkledogs, come get y'all juice

I hate you both but especially Virgil, he knows what he did!

Name: Cosmas
Sex/Gender: Agender, Intersex (Able to "father" children but naturally produces phenotypically female levels of estrogen)
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Design & Appearance Description: This one

Cosmas must come from some far, far back genes that have been carried forward unknown by anyone in their family because they don't really scream Aeris but they are also clearly from some family with some color to them!

But before that they aren't clearly showing their parentage in their build either. Cosmas is slender, and slight and lithe rather than the impressive strength of either of their parents. They have a sort of androgyny to them, they are neither delicate and feminine, nor are they masculine and wiry. Somehow they simply... Are. Light on their paws and able to move with an easy grace, as they get older they will likely confuse more than a few wolves as their form gives nothing of their sex away but also oozes sexuality. They will only grow to be 36 inches tall, about the most obvious thing that will link them visually to their mother. Though as a child they will be almost comically round, it will take them longer than most to lose their baby chub, but when they get there... Well, they will be a sight to behold!

Their coat will be a sight all to itself. A soft peachy pink color will cover the majority of their body. A paler cream color covers their tail and swirls in a geometric shape along their rump, it colors their underbelly and marks their cheek fur. A darker pink marks their face, two blotches of this color runs from their brow bones down their muzzle and stops just a little before their nose, the color extending down to the bottom of their jaw. Then they are dappled with a mixture of darker shades of pink and oranges across their body. Under their eyes, along the back of their neck, spine, and rump, and dappling the end of their tail. Finally, a deeper purple color marks the tips of their ears, dots their brow bone, and runs in a delicate little blaze from the top of their nose up to the midpoint of their muzzle, with their base coat color dotting that blaze.

A pair of turquoise eyes stand out in that pale pink storm of color, alight with intelligence even as a child.


Personality: Cosmas is like most children, curious about the world. But they will quickly distinguish themselves from other children with the way they seem to grasp things quickly and understand social situations extremely easily. They will be a friendly child, a social butterfly, and yet shrewder than one might assume. They are able to see and understand consequences quicker than most children and they will quickly learn how to encourage and even goad on their siblings into chaos, but also know how to keep themselves out of it, play the perfect little angel who can do no wrong but encourages the mess all the same. As far as they are concerned it's even more fun to get to watch the chaos ensue when you don't have to take the fall.

As they get older Cosmas will be no less of a shoulder devil but they will start to also become a massive flirt. It's practically their primary form of interaction, at least outside of the family, and may have less to do with their actual interest in any given wolf and more to do with it simply being an easy role for them to fill. They will never stop being social, and will almost impulsively seek external validation.

But not for a lack of ego, no Cosmas is proud all the same, though they don't see the need to fight to prove as much. They will spend much time on maintaining their appearance instead, and chose to take any insults slung their way on their chin, lest they risk marring that pristine face of theirs. Besides why risk getting their own paws dirty when they can call on their much more intimidating family if someone's really itching for a fight.

Family will also be important to them, their siblings especially. While Cosmas would not in fact, do anything for them, there's still much more that they would. They will offer an understanding shoulder and as they get older most wolves would struggle to find a wingman quite so adept at hyping them up as Cosmas, something they will be all to happy to do for their siblings. They will be found to be a good wolf to turn to for advice and an even better drinking buddy!

Skills: Intellect, Hunting

Plans?: Flirt endlessly once they are old enough, confuse everyone with it. Enable the shit out of sibling shenanigans but not get their own paws dirty. Probably have some kids of their own, don't know if they'll be able to ever properly settle down. (Will also probably find a way to get them all the accessories on that reference at some point, maybe over time.)