If a mushroom can grow from sh*t, so can you

Cricket had also spotted a similar tree a short distance from the one the other wolf was searching in and was greeted by her own small stash of mushrooms which she quickly gathered up. She gave another wiggle when her new friend found some too. "You should keep some incase your friends force you into a date with a bore, tell 'im it'll be a good time then try t'not laugh when 'e gets all drooly and can't stop throwin' up." She giggled like a hyena and that slightly sinister smile was back but gone just as quickly as it had been before. "I'm Cricket by th' way. I reckon I might hang around these parts for a while. Don' be a stranger! I'm always down for a mushroom or a herb hunt."

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