BAD POETRY

one time muse was given an assignment in ap english that made no sense. this si what happened.

POEM # 1

In the valley of my space shuttle
I tasted the sound of the darkness of my soul
My name is Corporate America.
I was singing Glory, Glory Hallelujah and cuddling kittens
Purple oppresses Green
OJ Simpson loves nachos.
The cat was solving Schroedinger?s Paradox.
?WEESNAW? said the pen
But Syria wants to cuddle.
Microsoft Works.

POEM # 2

In the constellations of my lipstick
I smelt the ripe stench of oppression
My name is Waldo.
I enjoy the liberation that comes with running and tripping
Orange is the new black
Robert Downey Junior likes Krabby Patties.
The aardvark was firing a bazooka.
?PLOP? said the microwave
But Kazakhstan thinks you look fat in those jeans.
Civil War.

POEM # 3

In the barn of my social studies textbook
I felt the kiss of the sun on my cheek
My name is Anna.
Protecting the world from devastation and uniting all people within our nation
Blue is totally more fetch than white.
Betty White chugs Five Hour Energy
The oyster led its army across the Swiss Alps
SHAMWOW said the snow
But North Korea is a great, family friendly experience.
Black Gold.