What a thorny situation

Remus chuckled as Calico Jack assured him that the path would eventually get him out of here... at the cost of ending up like he was with brambles caught all over him. "I might just prefer to be stuck here forever," he joked while he finished up freeing the younger wolf from his unwelcome passengers. One by one he tossed the sharp bits of plant life back into the brush from which they came, occasionally poking his own nose and lips in the process and having the pause occasionally to lick away a drop or two of blood. At some point he heard the boy muse about why no one had set fire to the briar yet and he laughed lightly at the thought. After getting stuck in the thorn covered expanse of this place he wouldn't mind seeing it up in smoke either. Of course he knew that setting fire to a whole swath of land would be massively detrimental to the environment and there was no way to control a fire like that from spreading to near by lands, but it was all in fun and jokes. Finally pulling free the last of the brambles he stepped back to make sure he hadn't missed any before returning his gaze to Calico Jack and offering him a grin. "Alright! What do you say we go looking for a less sharp path out of here?"

"Remus Armada"