GET THESE MTHR FCKN SNAKES OFF THIS MTHER FCKN PLANE

When mom told them to get lost, Sid had zero problems with that, immediately suggesting that they find a badger to follow. Those little bastards always managed to get her lost. Her siblings weren't on board with following a badger, but they had to go somewhere else anyway, so onto the raft they went.

Cal paddled because she had the biggest paws. Ken took a little rest and Siduri sang bawdy tunes and spewed random ass words, most of which she didn't know the meaning of. How did she know the words then? They just appeared in her head. Were they real words? Who knew? Who cared? It was fun either way. Words or no words, as long as it was done with confidence and style, then anything could be made into something.

Once they hit land, according to Calliope, Siduri jumped off of the raft and into the surf. Even the water felt too warm up this close to land. She didn't like it and wondered if the deeper water would be cooler. She'd almost turned to swim back out and find out when Cal yelled. Oh yeah... this was about to be an adventure for sure.

Ken yelled 'Sea serpent' and Siduri crowed with laughter. It was just a snake. Smaller than the one that she and her dad had killed together, but still pretty big in comparison to the trio of young wolves. Cal jumped for it, wrapping herself around its head and Ken began trying to help. Soon both siblings were wrapped up in thick, muscled coils. Well... she supposed that she should help them. Dad might be a little upset if she let her brother and sister get murdered on her watch.

The pastel girl rushed forward, nearing Calliope. "You have to tear off its head!" That's what dad had done. It took her a minute to find an opening, but the snake thrashed just right. Sid darted forward, wrapping her jaws around the snake, just behind its head. Lower canines bit into its throat and the reptile didn't like that. It released its hold on both Cal and Ken, choosing instead to use its bulk to try and scoot backwards into the water. It pulled Siduri with it and, through her mouthful of snake meat, she growled. "HEWP!"

With Siduri on one side, Cal on the other and Ken keeping the coils in line, they soon had scaley skin ripping away, revealing pink flesh and red blood. The pair of sisters ripped and tore and with one final tug, the head gave way. Siduri flew backwards with the snakes head in her mouth. She rolled several times with the force of the beheading and ended up covered in sand and blood. One eye was squeezed shut so she didn't get granules of sand in it, but with the other, she looked over her brother and sister.

The snake had thrashed for a little while without its head, but was now still and dead. Hefting herself from the sand, Siduri moved into the surf and washed off her face. The waves had turned red from the snakes blood, but red water was better than sand in the eye. With a little shake to rid herself of excess water, Sid looked to her siblings. "Do you think that's enough adventure for mom?" After all of that, the girl was more than a little tired. Maybe they could find some shade and take a nap.

"Piratess"