Some day she would learn but today was not that day. Siduri had, yet again, followed along in the footsteps of a random badger. It was as though the little striped assholes had a vendetta against her. The girl didn't know why. She'd never eaten one. Never even bitten one. Yes, she'd peed in the burrow of the first badger, but she never hurt any of them. Why then did they insist on getting her lost? It was frustrating.
The badger ducked down a hole and Siduri cursed loudly. "Ye blackguard! Ye son of a bilgerat! Ye... cabbage sucking, striped... short-legged little...jerk!" With a groan of frustration, Siduri threw herself to the ground. Her head thunked off of something hard and hollow and the girl hissed, sitting back up and rubbing at the sore spot on her head. Looking down, she noticed some weird shape that was way too round. Little paws fiddled in the dirt until the artifact popped out and into her paws. Sid's multicolored eyes lit up. She had no idea what a helmet was, but it looked like it went on your head so that's exactly where she put it. With the old, filthy helmet in place. Sid looked around. Now where was she?
Knight