Do you know what pain in the ass is?

Ohhh how Sawbone was taking delight in his freedom! Pushing his luck with Redrum, seeing what he could get away with when he gathered in a group, it was all too much fun! A wide grin on his face, the scruffly gremlin set to his next task. He was by his mother’s throne, his plan set in side as he took one of the bones holding it up in his mouth. All he had to do was pull it out of place and the throne would slump at an angle! And in his mind his mother surely wouldn’t notice, go to sit on it, and her rump would slide unceremoniously into the grass! It would be GREAT at the next meeting! He wiggled, pulling back. It started to shift and give. Good, good, operation was a GO!