The Event Post I've Been Meaning to Do

Well, somehow that worked. Sparrow was surprised that she hadn't died yet and now she was slowly becoming more and more determined that she wanted to live. That was, of course, until a giant fucking worm erupted onto the scene. Like, no seriously, what the fuck was that? Sparrow looked back at the guide with a brief, panicked glare, Like, really? A giant worm? It wasn't any type of worm Sparrow had ever seen, but it definitely wasn't any dragon or some shit. Ah, fuck, they were supposed to fight this thing, weren't they? Well, that's what Sparrow got for following Mr. Tall Dark and Handsome...

"Okay, now's the time for ideas," she nearly pleaded the guide. He NEEDED TO START GUIDING.

-Sparrow chooses Cha-