we're so bored we're award hunting

The fat puppy bounds joyfully into the throng of huge birds, snapping at some of them as he passes. Huge wings beat the air as he goes, sending swirling currents of wind at him as they try to knock the small pup off course. But it does not deter him and Gru bounces up to where the injured albatross waits as his uncle quickly latches onto its right-wing joint, effectively grounding the bird. The pup skids to a stop as his pale lavender eyes watch as the injured prey squawks and peaks at his uncle in a futile bid to find freedom.

Then, the pale woman is there, seeking the bird’s throat and receiving a wounded cheek instead. Gruesome growls as he sees the blood spring to life on the woman’s pale fur and he rushes in, grabbing one the animal’s webbed feet and immediately pulls it toward him. Snarling, the pup works to try and pull the bird toward him so that he might get the creature flat on its back and expose its throat for the killing blow. Adjusting his grip, teeth sink deeply into the upper leg of the beast as he continues drag the albatross down.


"Gruesome Nightwing"