Badassery 101

well, it’d been a few weeks, and if those little scraps were anything like Spider had been at that age, they were probably itching to learn how to stab stuff. fair enough; stabbing stuff can be fun. and what’s the point of having a super cool, expertly trained warrior badass as a sibling if they can’t teach you a few tricks of the trade? rising early that morning, Spider sets out to prepare their lesson, gathering an armful of standard-issue daggers and setting them in a pile by the water. hopefully the sand will lesson the impact if anyone falls on their ass. oof. reclining on their haunches, Spider waits to see if any of their sweet baby angel siblings will show up. ugh, it’s disgusting how much they love those little guys. “alright kiddos, gather around if you wanna learn violence.”

"Araneae Fatalis"