why dont you caribou-t me?

Raumr could not deny that the caribou he watched weren't cute. What with their fuzzy antlers and fluffy tails, he almost felt... endearment toward them. Almost felt sad they were so delicious, but hey, a cat's gotta eat! Except, these ones didn't really seem like they should be eaten. Similar to the elk, bison, and musk ox he'd witnessed in the area, these caribou were also acting strangely. Many of them boasted open sores and raw areas that bleed constantly. Perhaps these would also have weird things in their stomach.

Looking to his group, he nods to a particularly deranged looking male that was bashing his antlers against the bottom of the boat. "That one looks too distracted to even notice us," he comments, eyes watching the animal carefully. "We can just run at it quickly and take it down, yes?" Raumr glances once to his group to make sure they were all in agreement before forging on.

Raumr Regalus, the Third