the baleful baron would disentangle his cadaverous figure from the embrace of the pine with such ease it would be fitting to say he had lain with trees before. he would gaze at the man with half lidded pools, allowing himself to mentally ravage his newly arrived toy. it would be a fool's lie to say he had not lain with man and enjoyed it. a pendulum swung both ways, after all.
he would listen to the man's passively gelid insult, faux disappointment screwing into his fair features. elongated stilts would carry his alabaster hide to asses his guest, mercury and cerulean eyes washing over every inch. perhaps. but if your tastes do not find me pleasing to the eye, he would daringly lean toward the man's tail, swiping that chiselled tongue of his over his salivating lips. i can assure you i have something that will... pump, so to speak, very different thoughts into that pretty little head. he would smirk to himself before searching the man's facade for a reaction.
!! jae wears a full deer carcass (excluding legs) draped over himself
